And i ALWAYS make the WORST spelling mistakes ever while blogging! It’s as if i either don’t know HOW to spell or i’ve never heard of spellcheck. Sigh. And i plan to major in English.
And the award for the biggest Klutz ever..goes to..me
I doubt there’s ever been a bigger klutz than me. It’s 12.14am and i being the genius that i am attempted to open my curtain in the dark. Having successfully done that, i bend my head only to hit my lip on the bed head. I cut my lip in three places and now i have gold fish lips. I look like i’ve been in a fight, EEk. And i’m SUCH a girl. I cried like a baby soon afterwards. Now i’m sitting her nursing my swollen lower lip with ice.
Within the past month i have successfully used wrong contact lens solution, fallen on stage in front of an audience and broken my shoe, stubbed my toe EVERYDAY on my bed (which i’ve had for the past year), dropped all the books in my bag while getting out of my car, run in the rain to park my car only to find there is no where to park my car, hit my head on my car while getting out of it, found a thalembuwa on my lap and put it out using my finger and then itched away.. are just at the top of the list. Sigh. I will never mature. I will never grow up. God forbid anyone should ever look upto me! God bless the poor soul that decides to make me his wife..hahaha! Atleast i see the humor in all this…
